You be da judge
Contributors: "YYC" and "Yo Momma"
YYC:
US gives Santa green light for Christmas Eve flight
Transport Canada clears Santa for takeoff
These clearances are laughable and useless, having come a day too early, on the 23rd; weather conditions could change by this evening. But it's also arrogant of the US and Canada to suggest that Santa even needs their okay to travel on Christmas Eve. That man - er, jolly old elf - knows everything, for pete's sake, like God hisself, so he should be quite capable of assessing and deciding his own takeoff time.
In fact, when you really think about that, Santa comes across as almost sinister, spying on us all the time. And he doesn't bring joy to every girl and boy - he only visits certain homes, leaving gifts in numbers and quality determined solely by the family's income.
Needless to say, there are many places he doesn't bother to visit at all - countries blighted by famine, for instance. And if you think that's just in places like Africa, read Steinbeck, and you'll see there's no mention of him showing up for the victims of the Oklahoma Dust Bowl either.
Face it, the guy's an elitist jerk, and if the US and Canada approve of him, and he isn't on a no-fly list, then he's in cahoots with the rotters messing up this planet, and children should be told the truth.
Santa is corporate to the core. There's even a North Pole Inc., and Nick's been known to contract himself out to sell cigarettes and tout a notorious, killer soft drink. He's responsible for Christmas being little more than a pagan shopping festival.
Some will go even further and suggest that his name is an anagram, and he's really Satan.
Yo Momma:
OK, I was thinking about that joke about the dyslexic who wondered if there really was a Dog, and then I began to wonder about Santa - so I went to look him up and came across a really interesting article from a pagan website.
Who knew that Ireland and Scotland were actually joined by an ice bridge around 8000 years ago? And that tribes lived over the whole area until the bridge collapsed shortly after, leaving about 50,000 people trapped in what became Ireland?
Things begin to take a strange turn after that.
Ancient pagan deities such as Befana (a gift-giving Roman goddess); the Holly King (a Celtic Winter god); and Thor and Tomte (Norse gods who, respectively, rode across the sky in a chariot drawn by goats and gave presents to children at the end of the year) all fed into the Santa legend popular today.
It gets spookier. The Holly King later morphs into Saint Nicholas, and from there it goes downhill. If you don't scare easily, watch this video.

Here are
other videos by the same maker, and here is
their website, where your mouse cursor will burst into flame.

To me, all the Santas look creepy and not too convincing of their "nice" status. And I figure this Santa stuff comes from trying to Christianize pagan worship. Likely parents from all cultures have always had a bogeyman to threaten children into good behaviour. In Catalunya (at least in the families of some people I know) it was "the man with the sac" who stole nasty misbehaving children: "You don't want the man with the sac to come, do you?"
Christmas arrives with the winter solstice, and it all seems locked up with fertility and fear of starving to death during the harsh winter. If you were good (and it is always SO hard for children to be "good") the Gods would be pleased and you would survive and the crops would bloom in the spring. Children were beaten (as shown in the parade in the video) to make then behave well so as not to jinx "fertility".

I think Saint Nicholas got involved when Christianity wanted to expand. The people were extremely attached to their pagan beliefs (and we can see that they still are) so the church decided to Christianize them. I figure the demons and monsters are evil or represent "Satan" (easy because they were already portrayed as nasty) and they introduced an old man (Father Time?) who represented "good" or God - and good and evil traveled together judging the children - who were naughty, who were nice - and instead of beating them into obedience, good behaviour was rewarded with gifts,food or sweets.
Hey, when they Christianized the pagan Christmas stuff they used the Bishop or the Cardinal to represent good or God, so that's why Santa is dressed in red - just like the church authorities - and I'll bet the Bishop paraded through the villages accompanied by the pagan demons and Gods to encourage the new tradition.
That's probably why the current pope sometimes wears a red hat or a
red cape trimmed with white fur.This is also why some of the extreme Christian fundies freak out about Santa - he has the same attributes as God so in their minds he MUST be Satan - but I figure the reason he has these attributes is because he really does represent God.
It would not take long for the children to embrace this symbol of Christianity and to associate the Church (the pope, the priests) with a kindly, generous man. It likely led to a lot of these children converting to Christianity in their adult lives (and some of their children becoming the victims of pedophiles).
So we have evolved from the time when we worshipped Gods who brought us food and bountiful harvests in the Fall provided we were "good"; from a time when we worried so much about our children's behaviour displeasing the Gods that we told them fearful stories about demons and monsters that would beat or even steal naughty boys and girls (although the church still holds out the threat of Hell).
Yes, we are still bribing good behaviour out of children but we are no longer agrarian; we are industrial. So now we have "Buy me something!!!!" Video:
Christmas Shopping Madness:
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
Oddly enough, it seems there are entities who want to destroy Christmas, Santa and Christianity in general. If you can, try to see this film; it may be at your library or video store:
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
or, pssst, don't tell anybody: it can be
tor- rented.
On Christmas Eve in Finland, Santa Claus is unearthed in an archaeological dig [after a long absence]. Soon after, children start disappearing, leading a boy and his father to capture Santa and, with the help of fellow hunters, they look to sell him back to the corporation that sponsored the dig. And then there's Santa's elves, who are determined to free their leader...
All I will say is keep in mind that it was made in 2010, so it absolutely promotes the agenda. Oh, and Baphomet - the alleged "God" of the
NWO masterminds - makes a surprising appearance.
At the very least, it's a good slam against Christmas - the boy protagonist's
advent calender has no chocolates and instead of looking forward to Christmas eve, there is a count-down of dread, because all his friends are disappearing and Santa's elves are definitely not in a good mood.
You won't see festive decorations anywhere, and on Christmas day the community goes out for the annual reindeer round-up.
Many stories about demons and monsters terrorizing children into good behaviour in order to placate the Gods originate
in Scandinavia. Odin and Hertha are Scandanavian mythological gods.
Hertha, mother of Thor (god of thunder), was believed to have visited the people in an attempt to bring them together in peace; she rode in a chariot "
amid festivity over the land". Come to think of it, likely a lot of Christmas pagan tradition originates from this region.
I thought the goddess "Hertha" was cool,
climbing down the chimney and, if she found a good family, leaving gifts of food. (Is that why it's called the hearth?)
Personally, I like the pagan aspects of Christmas - the tree, the holly, the wreaths, the stockings. I like the connection with nature and the desire for growth and fertility. But I can see how some people might see this as evil because it ain't about Jeeeezuz.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!